Pro tip for the day on typing

I see many individuals typing on the keyboard like they’re poking something to see if it is dead.  If you happen to be one of these individuals then have no fear!  Today is your day of salvation.

Here is a simple trick to turn you into a speed demon.  Are you ready?

Step 1: Think of something you’re extremely passionate about.  When I say “passionate” I mean something that you would take up a bat to defend.

Step 2: Go find a live chatroom with people who have opposing views and are equally as passionate.

Step 3: Poke the bear, trash talk, go on long profanity laced tirades about why they are wrong.

In no time, you’ll have an all out war.  Your mind will be so focused on what is going on in the chat that you will forget that you’re typing.  It will get to a point that your keyboard is making a nice buzzing noise.  Why?  The shear speed of your typing is eating the letters right off of the keys!

Caution:  You may make a ton of enemies following these instructions.

Chapley Watson
Husband, Father, Software Developer, Attempted Writer, and many other things depending on the day.
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